June 2012
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“Now, mama, I won’t be seein’ you in heaven. But you enjoy it for the both of us.”
– Theodore Bagwell, Breakout Kings
May 2012
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uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM... →
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this blog is epic
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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~~80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
avid:
Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet...
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"Chill out, it's just a book." →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious